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The Istari

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The five wizards, or the Istari, were specifically chosen to come to Middle Earth. They were originally Maiar (in Tolkien’s world the Valar are like gods, and the Maiar were usually their servants/students, like angels). When the Valar discovered that Sauron had not been completely…

How Old is Legolas?

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Legolas’s age is something of a mystery. It’s actually odd, even for Tolkien. In the Appendices at the end of Return of the King is a fairly thorough timeline of the Second and Third Ages, but there is absolutely no mention of Legolas (birth or otherwise) before the Council of Elrond….

What if AIDS gave you super powers?

Even if it’s -20℉ I’ll still keep a fan on

Even if it’s -20℉ I’ll still keep a fan on

I thought it’d be bigger how to ruin a guy’s self esteem in 5 words (via e-v-e-r-lasting)

More like 5 seconds ;_;

faketima:

FLOCKA OUT HERE BEATING THE PRESIDENT AND STEVE JOBS BYE


GTFO

faketima:

FLOCKA OUT HERE BEATING THE PRESIDENT AND STEVE JOBS BYE

GTFO

Door stop at work

Door stop at work



Gotta love this show…

lackyannie:

theangiec:

This makes me laugh. everytime. I will never not reblog this 

THIS IS MY NUMBER 1 FAVORITE THING OON THIS GOD FORSAKEN SITE

lackyannie:

theangiec:

This makes me laugh. everytime. I will never not reblog this 

THIS IS MY NUMBER 1 FAVORITE THING OON THIS GOD FORSAKEN SITE

The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will be the official language of the European Union rather than German, which was the other possibility.

As part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5- year phase-in plan that would become known as “Euro-English”

In the first year, “s” will replace the soft “c”. Sertainly, this will make the sivil servants jump with joy. The hard “c” will be dropped in favour of “k”. This should klear up konfusion, and keyboards kan have one less letter.

There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the troublesome “ph” will be replaced with “f”.
This will make words like fotograf 20% shorter.

In the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible.
Governments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always ben a deterent to akurate speling.

Also, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent “e” in the languag is disgrasful and it should go away.

By the 4th yer people wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing “th” with “z” and “w” with “v”.

During ze fifz yer, ze unesesary “o” kan be dropd from vords kontaining “ou” and after ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensi bl riten styl.

Zer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi TU understand ech oza.
Ze drem of a united urop vil finali kum tru.

Und efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in ze forst plas.

If zis mad you smil, pleas pas on to oza pepl.

tonyballer:

it’s sad when you realize you aren’t as important to someone as you thought you were.

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